Thursday, August 9, 2012

Beh Tahan No 1

Heard this joke :

There's this very kind mother, who think she is the kindest person of the world because :

1. Her husband's damn fat, she calls him 死鬼肥佬 in short is 死佬
2.One of his son is not a patient person and get angry easily, so she calls him 恶鬼
3. Another son, who never show any temper nor giving any answers or statement, basically is a transparent person at home, she then calls him 富贵
4. The son has a daughter, who is a teenager, never listen to her single word, so here is her name 死女包
5. This girl has a brother, who is quite cute but some time tag as 'naughty', so he has a pairing name as the sister 死仔包
6. The kids mother zodiac is tiger, and she always reply the queries of this mother which always not welcome, there her name goes : 老虎“拉”
7. There's another son, who is the most favourable son, so, his name is 'son'
8. Unfortunately, his wife take the action of not replying any questions of queries from this mother, so, tagging that as lazy, and her zodiac is pig, her name is 猪婆

What a kind mother, who has so good imagination, getting so meaningful name for her own family members ... so I think she wanted the entire family member to be 全家死光 。。。。

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